I don't want to be near a crack house, a vile of crack or even a crack in a building (impending danger). Cracks are not pleasant in any form, so please tell me when did it become acceptable to advertize the crack in one's behind. I don't understand this new grundge culture, where there aren't any boundaries or standards of dress. A young man was standing in front of me at a restaurant and low and behold for the world to see was the upper part of his hinny. Now, let's be honest that upper part of the crack is like the back of the top of one's earlobe, meaning that it takes a concerted effort to wash there and as such is often times missed. Well this man's crack had been missed as had a young women, with whom I had the misfortune to share a seat. Her pants were too tight and when she sat down, again there was another unwanted "crack" for sale. Whew! Talk about smellevision! Pew wee!

Where are the parents of these children? Please, please tell your children that you can't expose your tummy everywhere (never if you have a gut) and your crack is by no means ever an acceptable view. It is disgusting and nasty. Take back your pride, get in control of your children and yourself, if the shoe fits. What do the hookers wear today? I can't tell the difference. And this sloppy pants down to my ankles and shirts the length of dresses is far from bizzare, it's revolting. You look like criminals and as such you will be treated like criminals. No life is not fair and it will be far worse for you if you look like a sloppy bum. Now just stop it.
On the horizon -- Helloooo mayor are you there?