Yesterday my family attended a Christmas play. It was supposed to be a family night full of good tides and good feelings. But to paraphrase Chris Rock, Black folks can try to have fun, but there is always one group that messes it up. You got it, niggers! Consequently my night ended with a drive by verbal assault by one such member of that exclusive group. She was apparently upset with me, because my mother and I had been conversing prior to the play about parental responsibility to their children. You see there were a lot of children at the play last night and we just hoped these parents were going to keep their children under control. I mean, we were at a play for goodness sake. I also had made a comment about mothers and how they should always have some snacks on hand for their younger children. Well, apparently, my comments were offensive to a women who was sitting near me. She eavesdropped on my conversation that didn't involve or include her and decided to get her feelings hurt. I had no clue that my comments were under scrutiny until after I was lambasted with insults, by another woman who was sitting in front of the alleged victim of my conversation with my mother. I was called a demon and was threatened with an exorcism by this woman who continued to yell and scream at me, because both her and her girlfriend chose not to mind their own business. They took offense at a conversation about parental responsibility. How gauche and incredibly nigger! This woman had the audacity to continue to scream about how she was a church woman and how I am suppose to approach others with love. (But stop, I wasn't talking to or about either one of these people) She then attacked my appearance, because of my girth. (How very Christian of her) Remember, she was a church woman... When my mother tried to remind her that she was in fact in a church, she screamed at my mother that she wasn't a Christian woman and took offense that my mother would remind her of her surroundings. I just couldn't believe this woman, but when you took a good look at her, she appeared as if she was a recovering addict new to both the church and sobriety. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. You see when you are classy, intelligent and neat, you remind the slovenly about what they lack by just being in the room. This woman choose to insert herself into my life and attack me, because I hadn't taken the ghetto path that she enjoyed riding. So you see, without the word nigger there just isn't a word to adequately describe this woman. So don't throw out the word, just understand that there are some societal misfits that can't be described any other way.
